It cannot be denied that even the most straight-laced person has their fetish. Thrust a foot in their face, or put on some leather and they could go wild. Our minds are creative, and we are designed to enjoy sex and in this day and age pushing the boundaries isn't a rarity. So if you want to spice up your love life, not want to knock something till you tried it or just want a laugh, here are a few fetish's that you might just enjoy ...
Acrotomophilia - One is sexually aroused by an amputated limp. If you date someone with this fetish, make a note to keep them away from tree stumps. Who knows where'll you'll end up doing-the-do then...
Coprophilia - When one gets off on having faeces rubbed on them. Now I'm a firm believer in each to their own but I smell an infection here.
Mixophilia - Where you enjoy watching yourself or a partner engage in a sexual act, usually therefore a mirror is involved. My own experience of this was pretty damn hot, I must say. You look up and there you are on the telly. Well, the reflection but the same thing really. You don't delve that deeply into it when you're seconds from screaming the house the down.
Necrophilia - An arousal of sexual activity with a dead person. Possibly routed from playing too much Nazi Zombies on the Xbox.
Urophilia - Golden Showers. Urination of one on another. Tasty.
Telephonicophilia - Being talked to lewdly or talking dirty. Miranda from Sex and the City believes sex isn't a time for talking. I disagree. When the right words are said it can be very enjoyable. However this is where porn has possibly ruined sex-talk for some, as a bad American accent teamed with a toneless "Yeah, you like that, yeah? Lick my boot" when for example, there are no boots, is more likely to turn his Mini Me into something depicting a soggy flannel.
Formicophilia - Insects crawling on your genitalia. Itchy. Crabs.
Podophilia - Foot Fetish. Say no more.
Apotemnophilia - People who enjoy this fetish like to have one of their limbs amputated, whilst being awake of course and highly unlikely they'll have anaesthetic. They have to be awake during the experience and this can allow them many hours of arousal for years to come. Personally I like my arms, but team a Apotemnophiliac with a Acrotomophiliac (look at top) and you have the perfect sexual match! Until limbs run out.
As you can see there are many fetish's for all kinds of people and although some on here may make you cringe, to others it's a turn on. You may like dirty talk, that could be too tame. Although some are just illegal, I'm looking at you Necrophilia Lovers, we should learn not to look down on others for different tastes and to not knock it until you tried it. Those bugs on your crotch could be a slight health risk though ...
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